Ni hao! I am the Horny Emperor! I'm
a good friend of the Horny Pharaoh
and his lovely wife the Horny Queen.
  Since I'm now a statue, the only thing I
    can do besides meditating is having some
       naughty dreams about young and sexy
       geisha goddesses. So here's my favorite
       selection of sex pictures and movies just
       for you my loyal apprentices. Please go
       in peace now. Baai baai!